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? (Spooky music plays)

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Why aren't you in school?

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Got sent home.

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Kevin!

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I didn't do it!

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Didn't do what?

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(Strange disembodied laughter.)

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Wait, can you hear that?

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Who's that laughing?

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Seriously, with everything going on
with your Dad

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at the moment you get suspended?

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What is that?
Who's laughing?

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I don't hear anything.

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(Laughing continues)

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Why's everyone laughing at me?

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? (Music and laughing continues,
getting louder.)

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(A car handbrake is pulled suddenly.
The music fades away.)

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Are we there yet?
We're lost.

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We're not lost.

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I just had the weirdest dream.

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I could care less, but not much.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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I don't know -
a Kardashian said it

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Mum, Katie's being mean to me.

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How do you know?
Lucky guess?

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Katie, don't be mean to your
brother. I wasn't even!

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Quiet! Did we miss the turn-off?

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Tom!

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What that?

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(She sighs) Never mind.

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Hey, stop recording me - you're
infringing my human rights!

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Mum, Katie's infringing my
human rights!

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No, it's in the public interest;
therefore allowable.

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I have a reasonable right to
privacy my own car!

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Why do our kids know so much
about privacy laws?

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? (Opening music)

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Is this ours?
Yeah!

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It's nice, isn't it? Yeah.
Guys, doesn't it look nice? No!

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It's going to be great, really.

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Yeah, perfect, thanks Tom.

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Ok! Excellent.

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(She inhales deeply)
Smell that fresh country air!

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How long do we have to stay here?

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Look, there's a playground.

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And we can all go for hikes
up the mountain.

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Yeah: it's just what the doctor
ordered.

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This is all your fault!

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You're full of crap!

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Kevin - language!

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Crap isn't a bad word.
It is the way you say it!

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In future
Don't say crap, say... cabbage.

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Cabbage!

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You wanted to practice your
hurling, didn't you?

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This place is perfect!

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(He sighs)

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Thanks for the back-up.

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What did I do?
Nothing!

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(Raindrops)

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This whole jolly holiday thing
was your idea.

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Okay, you're right.

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Let's just relax and
have a good time.

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? (Tense music starts)

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(Door squeaks open)

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? (Creepy music continues)

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(Kevin's bag falls to the ground
with a thud.)

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(The door of the cupboard
falls with a bang.)

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(He sighs) It's going to be a
long week.

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Oh look, there's a fold out TV.

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What's the point of that?

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? (Music continues)

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(A video falls, hitting the
dresser, then the ground.)

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? (The creepy music gets louder)

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Hey guys! So,

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new posts may be a little bit
spotty of the next few days

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due to my mum's misguided desire
that we all need to holiday

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in the hellish pit of despair!

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...also known as -
Moloney's Holiday Park

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I mean (scoffs) can you believe
that I actually had to... Katie!

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I found your extra-small bra in my
bag!

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Where do you want me to put it?!

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I was recording!

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I am going to kill you!

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(She sighs)
There's supposed to be WiFi.

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Tom, do you have WiFi?
(Sounding stressed) Where's the Wifi?

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? (Quiet music)

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(Salt mill grinds)

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(Dad sighs, exasperatedly)

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This is cruel and
usual punishment

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I said no.

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I'm calling child services,
they'll take me away.

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If only!

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It's not fair, why does Katie
get to use her phone?

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Because Katie would fall into a
catatonic stupor if she was

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without her phone for 10 minutes

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and she wasn't suspended from school
for hitting someone.

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I didn't even do it! Oliver O'Hare is
a total liar, everyone knows that.

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Why doesn't anyone believe me?

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Anyway, do you really need to
stare at a screen to be happy?

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When I was your age, there was no
tablets or mobile phones

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I know!

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and you all sat around the piano
singing songs

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and knitting leg warmers

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- well we're not cavemen anymore!

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(Dad sniggers)

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Who's up for a little board
game after dinner, hmm?

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(Kevin bangs his head)

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Hey.
You alright?

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? (Weird music plays)

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Hey Dad!
Hmm?

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Look what I found!

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Oh yeah?

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What is it?
It's a video tape.

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It's how we used to watch movies
before streaming and downloads

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Cool!

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How's it work?

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You need a video player to play it.

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But I don't think they make them
anymore.

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(Toothbrushing)

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This place is so ancient -
maybe someone will have one?

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Do you wanna go look for one?

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...together?
...in the morning?

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We'll see.

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I'm wrecked.
I'm going to go to bed early.

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Okay. Night Dad.

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(Birdsong)

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Morning.

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(Kevin clatters around)

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Do you have to make such a racket?
I'm trying to work.

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Where's your father?

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In bed.

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What are you looking for?
Something to play this on?

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Look, I never told work we were
going on holiday and

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I've a meeting in half
an hour. You cannot be here!

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You're the one who took my phone
away.

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(He slams the door.)

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(Mum sighs)

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(An axe chops wood)

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Hi... Hello!

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We're the Kellys, staying in
cabin 3 - do you work here?

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I do, pet! I'm the caretaker.

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Ye must be the Kellys in cabin 3?

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Eh... Yes!

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Let me get a good look at you.
Now, what did I do with my glasses?

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Are they not on your face?

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Oh, these? No, sure there's no
glass in these!

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I only wear these to look smart!

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Why don't you wear your actual
glasses to look smart?

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Och, these awful cheap ones?

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You mustn't have an eye for fashion,
do you love?

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No.

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Em, anyway, sorry... Em...

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to disturb you, but it's just
wondering if you had any old

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VHS players in the holiday park?

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Oh, I think there is one in the
shed we use for storage.

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It's a bit of a hike up
the mountain trail, but...

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I can give you a key if you like.

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That'd be great, thanks.

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You're very welcome Mr Kelly

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but first, a warning...

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...that is not just a mountain...
In the olden days,

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it was known as a Fairy Fort -

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home to the mischievous
fairies of yore,

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who'd steal your soul as soon as
they'd look at you.

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So, make sure whatever else you do,

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you don't stray from
the mountain trail

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for fear a fairy might take you off
and take you to the land of Faerie

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where they would devour your flesh

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and peel the skin off your body
to make it into a coat...

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Okay, that's plenty warning.

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Thank you!
You're very kind... bye.

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Beware the carnivorous fairies,

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who'll eat your eyeballs!
(She laughs)

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Come on, it'll take 5 minutes max,
please Katie! Nooo-ah!

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I'm recording a make-up tutorial
this afternoon,

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I don't have time for babysitting!

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All 15 of your followers
will be so heartbroken!

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For your information,
I have almost 200 followers

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I can go on my own!
No!

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You can't! Where's your Dad?
He could take you.

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(Quietly) Where d'ya think?
He's still in bed.

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Ok fine, I'll bring him.

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Thank you.

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(Louder) but this is where
my babysitting ends.

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I'm not a baby!

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Well then, why do you smell like
one?

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That's actually a compliment.

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? (Upbeat music, and sheep bleating)

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Will you take some video of me
with the lake in the background?

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Wait, hang on!

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What?!!

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Would it kill you to just
be real for once?

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Is that an insult?

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If you can't tell, you'll never know.

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Is that an insult?

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Go on, I'm recording.

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? (Music continues)

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(She sighs exasperatedly)
Let me see!

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This is it, is it?

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? (Music comes to an end)

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(Door squeaks open)

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Mmm - you're on your own -

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there's probably spiders as big as
dogs in there!

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(Kevin's footsteps)

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(TV static; the video player beeps.)

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That's not how it works!

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No wonder everyone thinks
you're stupid.

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I'm not stupid.

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I never said you were.

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Give me a shout when you're done.

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? (The Pooka theme music plays)

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(Children cheer)

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Hello Pooka!

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(Children gasp)

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(Children laugh)

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Oh no, Pooka,

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you'll spoil your appetite before
dinner.

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(An audience laughs)

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(An stretching upward sound effect
plays, and children cheer.)

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Pooka, don't you'll...

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(Glass smashes. The audience gasp.)

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Sally, how could you?

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and right before your dinner too!

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But... I didn't do it.
It was the Pooka.

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There's no such thing as a Pooka!

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? (Strange music plays,
and the audience laughs.)

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? (Music ends)

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(From the laptop) Sorry Mary, you're
breaking up there.

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Hello...

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00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:09,689
Hello?

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(Laptop) No... I can't hear you,
can you hear me? Hi, hello?

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Oh, I can hear you now. Gotcha!

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Yeah, sorry... WiFi�s a bit shaky
today!

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So I really think we'll reach
an agreement soon,

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we just need to give them
a little more time.

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They just want to make sure the
changes are in scope

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before they agree.

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OK?
OK, thank you.

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Thanks. Bye.
(She slams the laptop shut) Ugh!

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I, eh, couldn't get time off
for a holiday,

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so they think I'm working from home.

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Don't worry, your secret's safe
with us.

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It's all about the work/life
balance, am I right?

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I'm Priya, this is my husband, Rob.
I'm marketing, he's payroll.

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I noticed you and your husband
arriving yesterday -

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What work do you do?

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I'm Mary, mediation and
my husband is...

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...architecture -

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pleasure to meet you!

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I love your necklace.
This old thing?

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She's being modest - she makes
them in her spare time.

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Oh!
It's mostly a hobby, really.

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and top 10 best seller on Etsy
last Christmas.

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So you're a mediator!

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Yeah, yeah. I help companies
resolve conflicts using

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00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,959
positive constructive words
to find win-win solutions.

256
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,400
I like that!
And are you on holiday here?

257
00:14:25,559 --> 00:14:28,440
Yeah, just squeezing in some quality
family time

258
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,959
into our hectic schedules!

259
00:14:30,199 --> 00:14:31,760
Mary, we're very alike.

260
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:37,160
Your life is not your work.
Your life is what's done after work.

261
00:14:37,279 --> 00:14:38,329
Am I right?

262
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,919
So, it's just an hour of this weird
creature causing trouble

263
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,639
There wasn't even any story.

264
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,639
TV was so random in the olden days!

265
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,609
What would we even talk about?
You don't have to talk.

266
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,760
I'll do the talkin'.
It'll just be an hour or two.

267
00:14:53,761 --> 00:14:57,198
Come on! When was the last time we
had a conversation with grown-ups?

268
00:14:57,199 --> 00:14:59,279
Ok, I'll do it.
Really?

269
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:02,198
Has anyone seen me watch?
I thought I'd left it here earlier?

270
00:15:02,199 --> 00:15:03,249
No, sorry.

271
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:08,559
So... who's on for family movie
night? I bought popcorn...

272
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,518
Sorry Mum, I have to reply to
comments and DMs tonight.

273
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:12,959
Maybe tomorrow night?

274
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:17,879
Ah, come on! Life is not work.
Life is what you do after work.

275
00:15:18,879 --> 00:15:20,559
Is this part of my punishment?

276
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:22,810
(Mum sighs)

277
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,839
? (Tense music starts)

278
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,050
(Sudden creaking)

279
00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:35,009
Katie!

280
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,090
(Another creak)

281
00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:48,239
(The door creaks open.)

282
00:15:48,959 --> 00:16:00,959
? (The creepy music continues.)

283
00:16:01,279 --> 00:16:10,199
(Wind sounds from outside, Kevin's
footsteps, and random creaking.)

284
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,839
? (The music gets louder,
and more scary.)

285
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,239
(Rustling)

286
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:34,239
(More weird noises,
and sudden rustling)

287
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,279
(The window slides closed)

288
00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:54,360
? (The music gets louder suddenly,
and then slowly fades out.)

289
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,410
What?

290
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:12,279
Did you eat all of our treats
last night?

291
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,199
I didn't do that.
You're such a liar!

292
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,879
I'm not! These were supposed to be
for all of us, and last us all week.

293
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,519
I know that - it wasn't me!

294
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,558
Why does no one in this family
ever believe me?

295
00:17:25,559 --> 00:17:27,759
You don't care about anyone
but yourself do you?

296
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,638
And you're lying now, just like you
lied about

297
00:17:29,639 --> 00:17:31,019
hitting that boy at school!

298
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:33,119
Katie!
How many times - I didn't do that!

299
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,130
So why'd you get suspended if you
didn't do it? Don't ask me!

300
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:40,239
You're one to talk! You lie through
your teeth every time

301
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,198
you record another stupid Instagram
video!

302
00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:43,699
...pretending to be someone cool

303
00:17:43,839 --> 00:17:46,559
when you're actually just
a sad little loser!

304
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,120
Kevin - that's enough.

305
00:17:49,879 --> 00:17:50,959
Dad

306
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,120
you believe me, don't you?

307
00:17:53,319 --> 00:17:54,369
Ehhh...

308
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,620
(Dad struggles, and exhales.)

309
00:17:57,959 --> 00:17:59,839
I've had enough of this crap!
Kevin!

310
00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,319
I mean cabbage!

311
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,480
(Door squeaks open, and slams shut.)

312
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,199
He's not even dressed.

313
00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:11,440
He didn't mean what he said.

314
00:18:11,599 --> 00:18:14,839
(Katie tuts and huffs loudly,
slamming the door.)

315
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:24,760
? (Tense music plays)

316
00:18:36,559 --> 00:18:44,400
? (Music continues, with birdcalls)

317
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,120
Mr Kelly - glad to see the fairies
didn't get you!

318
00:19:06,559 --> 00:19:07,609
(Dad slurps tea)

319
00:19:15,199 --> 00:19:18,080
Will you go out talk to him?
He's grand!

320
00:19:18,081 --> 00:19:21,238
I just think maybe he's acting up
because you don't spend much

321
00:19:21,239 --> 00:19:22,839
time together these days.
Look...

322
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,000
I'm just having a bit of a
hard time at the minute.

323
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,030
How would you feel if you
were fired?

324
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,959
I'm not having a go, but,

325
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,559
this started before they let you go

326
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,958
What're ya talkin' about?

327
00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:35,838
You have to admit,
you're not yourself.

328
00:19:35,839 --> 00:19:41,160
You're sleeping more... you barely
spend any time with me or the kids.

329
00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:44,120
Tom, it's OK if you're feeling
depressed.

330
00:19:44,279 --> 00:19:46,639
Depr- eh (laughs)

331
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,919
Ok. Look. If it's that important to
you,

332
00:19:48,959 --> 00:19:50,889
I'll go out and I'll talk to Kevin,
OK?

333
00:19:51,319 --> 00:19:52,369
Cool.

334
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,410
(Door slams)

335
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:57,019
He'll come around eventually.

336
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,050
How's it going?

337
00:20:04,051 --> 00:20:06,558
I'm just practising balancing the
sliotar

338
00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:07,639
I'm not very good.

339
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,559
Ah, you'll get it eventually.

340
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,870
Let me show ya... I'll show you how
it's done - you watchin'?

341
00:20:12,871 --> 00:20:14,119
Pay attention, alright?

342
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,260
(The sliotar bounces)

343
00:20:17,639 --> 00:20:19,720
There ya go!
Get in there!

344
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:21,959
I didn't eat all the treats.

345
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:27,160
I want to believe you but who
else could have done it?

346
00:20:28,639 --> 00:20:30,079
(The sliotar bounces again)

347
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,279
Are Pookas real?
What?

348
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,518
It's from the video I found...
They made a TV show about the Pooka,

349
00:20:37,519 --> 00:20:40,049
but maybe it's not just a TV show -
maybe it's real?

350
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:44,239
Okay... It's hard to explain but
maybe I could show you?

351
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,559
Sure.
Great.

352
00:20:48,919 --> 00:20:52,559
Come on! Now? OK. Are you going to
get dressed first?

353
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,480
...going around in your pyjamas.

354
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:58,080
? (Gentle, relaxed music)

355
00:20:58,239 --> 00:21:01,279
(Loose rocks rattle as Dad steps
on them)

356
00:21:01,559 --> 00:21:07,959
? (Music continues)

357
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,719
The old lady said it was 20
minutes

358
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,079
but really, it�s more like 30,

359
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,430
but it's not so steep so it doesn�t
feel so long...

360
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,160
And I know this is just a
TV show and it�s not real, but...

361
00:21:18,519 --> 00:21:25,760
(Katie's footsteps as she moves back
and dances)

362
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,360
Ughhh!

363
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,360
Come on Katie, get it together!

364
00:21:30,519 --> 00:21:32,040
(A sudden creaking sound)

365
00:21:32,199 --> 00:21:33,249
Dad?

366
00:21:34,199 --> 00:21:35,249
Kevin?

367
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,199
? (Tense music)

368
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,680
(Another rustling noise)

369
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:46,160
(A cupboard door squeaks open)

370
00:22:02,199 --> 00:22:05,680
Think I saw this one. I used to love
anything with robots in it...

371
00:22:05,839 --> 00:22:09,919
Funny - I�ve kind of lost
interest in movies these days.

372
00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:17,519
Hey guys, so... I�m on my own
in this janky old cabin...

373
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:21,080
...and... the cupboard door has just
opened by itself.

374
00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:24,400
Honest to God, this is NOT a set-up!

375
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,760
I�m going to go see...
what�s inside the cupboard.

376
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:37,239
? (Music gets louder and
more intense)

377
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,120
(Katie's footsteps)

378
00:22:40,279 --> 00:22:42,319
(Katie's breathing quickens)

379
00:22:51,839 --> 00:22:52,889
(Katie screams)

380
00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:56,839
Ok Dad, watch this.
This is the Pooka.

381
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,130
(Katie sighs)

382
00:23:01,239 --> 00:23:05,040
(Katie laughs)

383
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,160
Ahh, sorry guys!
(laughing)

384
00:23:08,319 --> 00:23:11,319
I could have sworn this was a rat!
I almost died!

385
00:23:11,639 --> 00:23:12,879
(Rustling noise)

386
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:21,559
? (The Pooka's theme tune
plays on the TV)

387
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:26,160
(Children cheering)

388
00:23:26,319 --> 00:23:27,369
Hello Pooka!

389
00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:32,440
? (Mysterious music)

390
00:23:32,599 --> 00:23:34,639
Where's he gone?

391
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,400
Holy cabbage!

392
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:52,680
? (End credit music)

393
00:23:52,730 --> 00:23:57,280
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